[RA's Spot]
Doing The Blog Thing! Oh Yeah!I Can See
2007-05-27
It is looking better and better, I had Lasik (PRK) done on both eyes and now I'm able to see much better. I can now use my computer for the first time in over a week so I have a lot of catching up to do. Is it just me... or does this site need a spell checker? Oh well i'll do the best that I can with out one.
I had lasik done by LasicPlus and I want to let everyone that it was fast, almost painless, and only cost me $1250 per eye. It is great I can now see my new Laptop screen, I got a 350 gig usb hard-drive to go with it, so that I can put all of my graphics, movies, music, programs, and games that I want to take on the road with me on it. This will give me more free space on my laptop and my thumb-drives for my website files... that I'm now able to start working on once again.
Sometimes I don't think that I'm ever going to get enough of my site done to upload and have something for people to look at, I keep having bad luck, then good luck, then bad luck, but that's life and I just roll with it. Having Laisk done shound help me move up in my current job and start making double what I'm making now... until my business picks up that is.
At my full time job I only make $250 a day, that's rounded down. I get double pay on some holidays which is cool, plus I only work six month out of the year which is also cool. But, when I move up I should be making $380 to $480 a day and still only working six months out of the year unless I want to work more.
But as nice as it would be to make more money working for someone else, I want to make an even $800.00 to $2000.00 or more a day working for my self. Be it form my Internet business or my home based business that are only doing pulling in about an extra $300 a month because I'm not able to put in more time running them.
One my websites are done and I'm not happy with the designs, two I just had lasik, three I'm not advertising my businesses yet on the web or in print media, nor do I plan too until everything is in place. Well I think that about covers everything for now... well there is the few products that I listed on one of my ShoutPost and Blogger posts, but that was only for show, I was not trying to make any sells of them... but I did make a few and would like to say thanks to anyone who did buy any of the products.
And that's all folks to quote Porky Pig. Well I will add a joke.....
Dad will never say
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say
10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.
7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.
6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?
5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.
4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.
2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.
A student's request for extra money
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.
His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?"
"Uhh, oh yeah, O.K." responded the kid.
So his Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back, Dad asked, "Well how much did you give the boy this time?"
"Oh, I wrote two checks, one for $20, and the other for $1,000."
"That's $1020!!!" yelled Dad, "Are you going crazy???"
"Don't worry hon," Mom said, kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, "I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 15!"
Amazing Anagrams
Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room
Desperation == A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code == Here Come Dots
Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity == Is No Amity
Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness == Genuine Class
Semolina == Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point == I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one
Contradiction == Accord not in it
This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
Becomes:
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
And the grand finale:
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." -- Neil A. Armstrong
becomes:
A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
Source: http://www.ahajokes.com/
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