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Posting Late Night Sessions

2007-06-05

Act One | Act Two | Act Three | Act Four | Jokes

 

 

Act One: The Opening

 I have not made any posts in quite some time now, I have been working on my website around the clock and still have about 200 pages to go before it is ready to be uploaded. I have also been busy playing Zelda 64 with/for my sons, I had to get both of them the same stuff... well almost.

 The baseball team that my sons were on got first place trophies and were undefeted. Man I need a spell checker going 24/7 when I'm posting. I don't like errors in my posts, but it happens to just about everyone. This is not much of a post but just to let people know that I am still around.

 I have also been working on my MySpace pages, I'm trying to get everyone that I know on a personal level who has Internet access added to my friends list ShoutPost, MySpace, or Blogger. I think that it is cool to be able to be able to contact most everyone who is kin to me or is a friend of mine all from one place.

 What I need is a tool that will allow me to post my ShoutPost, Blogger, MySpace, and WordPress blogs from my desktop. One tool that can allow me to upload photos to all my blogs and so on. I also would like all of my posts to appear on my website. To coin a phrase from Lord of The Rings "One Tool to Rule Them All"!

 


Act Two

 

I should be able to return to work next week... I hope money is getting tight and I'm not making enough from my affiliates, e-books, and other products due to not advertising any of them or promoting my websites because my sites are down for redesign for a little while. I hope to have them online before I head to Boston, but I'll still be able to work on it from there as long as the hotel has free Internet access that is.

 For some reason I fell like I'm writing a novel. It could be because this is the longest post that I have made in a long time with out pasting jokes and such into the mix, but hay I'm not done yet. Also the night is still young and I plan to keep typing a little bit here and there until nid-night.

 Why mid-night? Well I have to get up at 7:00 a.m. to get ready tp drive 3 1/2 hours to the doctor to see if my eyes are good enough to return to work. Please God let them be good enough, so that I can start working the way I was ment too, it is the only way that I feel good about myself.


Act Three:

 News Flash! Not Spam but an important message from me... so if you don't want to know about an easy simple way to make money online just skip to the next section. Act 4.

 Well for starters this will not make you rich "it could I guess if used on a massive level" but it will make you an extra $20 to $1000 a day or month if used correctly. Click Here to get started. All you would need to do is advertise your new business.

 Here is something that most people don't have the guts to tell you, or try to charge you for. Are you ready? Well here it is 1. No matter how good your website or business is, if no one knows about it, you will not make a dime. Well almost nothing, you may make a little just by plan old luck but you can make more by letting others know about your offers, affiliates, and stuff.

 I won't take much more of your time and I won't beg you to visit any of the following sites, and for pete's sake if by some chance some one joins under me and promotes the business and starts making money please let me know. Ok ready or not here are five more money making websites join, promote and grow your business. But please do not spam or post your offers in areas that they do not belong in.

  1. XSite Pro | a good clean affiliate site, easy to use and even easier to promote.
  2. WebSite Biz | Get a site for yourself and get othes to sign-up for a site and make money, easy!
  3. Vitamin Biz | Sell vitamins and weight loss pills.
  4. Sell Jerky | Sell diferent types of jerk and make money, even if you don't sell any it's good to eat.
  5. Play Match-Maker | Go to this site and take your pick, add the feed to your site and your done.

 Well that's all for now, no more business talk, it bores me to no end and I'm sure that you hate seeing that kind of stuff on every site you visit, or in you inbox. I know the felling, I got a loan and now I'm getting about 300 to 400 loan, credit card, and credit repair offers every day. I thank god that most of them a cought by my Junk Mail filters.


 

Act Four: The Closing

 I would like to take the time to thank everyone who has ever helped me in any way no matter how small, it may have been a pat on the back when I was felling down, a joke to make me laugh, some direction when I was lost, some simple advice when I needed it most, a simple hello to let me know that I mattered, and so on.

 I'm not the most helpfull person, not as much as I used to be, and no where near as helpfull as I should be. I've been burned too many times by helping others get jobs, loans, cars, and such, sharing money making information that I should sold, or affiliate links that I should have encrypted... well you get the idea.

 Well it's close enough to mid-nigt and I'm calling it quits! So good night to each and everyone form me. Remember that any task worth doing is worth doing right. Take care and may all your dreams come true.

 


Jokes:

 

Viagra Jokes

Last week a shipment of Viagra was hijacked coming into Leith Docks in Edinburgh.

Police are on the lookout for a hardened criminal.

 

Last week a shipment of Viagra was hijacked coming into Leith Docks in Edinburgh.

Police are on the lookout for a hardened criminal.


Viagra for Gramps

This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.

His wife said, "Where are you going?"

He said, "I'm going to the doctor."

And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"

"No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."

So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?"

She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."

He said, "Why?"

 

Source: http://www.aarons-jokes.com/viagra_jokes/

 

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