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Doing The Blog Thing! Oh Yeah!Dirty Jokes
2007-08-09
Here are a few jokes, some of the are a little dirty so some people just will not like them. So if you don't like dirty jokes or jokes in general just don't read this post... yep it's that easy. Don't read it, and don't get upset over the content... simple huh?
Your still here... well ok, don't say that I did not warn you! Please by all means read on.
Frozen Solid
Their was a girl on a carrige ride with her mother it was a cold blistery january day and the girl told her mother that her hands were cold so the mother told her to put it between her legs and they would warm up so she did and they warmded up. the next afternoon her and her boy friend were outside playing and he said his nose was cold so she replied put it between my legs and it will warm up so he did and it warmed up. later on that day he complained that his penis is frozen solid and again she replied stick it between my legs and it will warm up and he did and it warmed up. that night she asked her mother what a penis was, and out of curosity she asked why and the dauther replied because they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out.
Poor Little Girl
One day there was a poor little girl. Her mother didn’t have any money to buy her underwear. One day the little girl was wearing a little dress and playing up in a tree. A priest walked by and looked up, concerned he called the little girl down and said: "Little girl take this $100 and go buy you some new underwear and a pretty dress."
The little girl ran home and told her mother what happened.
Seizing the opportunity, the next day the mother was up in the tree without any underwear.
The priest walked by and called her down and said:
"Here’s $2 go and buy yourself some razors!"
3 guys at the fair
There were 3 guys went to the fair. The man on stage ask them to think of the fastest thing they ever saw. The first guy said blinking I do it all day and never notice. The second said electricity I have a light in the barn I hit the swich it comes on.The third guy thinks??? I know dirrea this morring before i could blink an eye or flip on the light I done shit all over myself.
Sexy Math
Why dont you add me, minus your friends, divide your legs and multiply.
Valentine’s Day Poem
Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It’s definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before i shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass!
I’ll spend the day so drunk i can’t speak,
And wear all black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to ger laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because i think love is a crock of shit!
So there’s the story....what else can i say?
Love bites my ass....So F--k Valentines Day!!!
Timex.. Ford... Secret...
So a straight man... who deperately needed a drink... runs into the nearest bar he can find... sadly he did not realize that it was a gay bar... he went up to the bartendor and asked him for a drink ... the bartendor replied not until you tell me the name of your dick... "THE NAME OF MY DICK!!!"... the guy exclaimed... he turned to the guy sitting next to him and ask
...whats the name of your dick?
the guy replied
timex
he asked... why timex?
and he replied
cuz it takes a lickin a keeps on ticken
the guy look mordified at the sound of that... and very hesitintaly asked the guy sitting on the other side of him
what is the name of you dick?
the guy replied
ford
he asked... why ford?
and he replied
cuz its built strong to last long
the guy was ever so digusted and thought for a moment before he turned to the bartendor and said
the name of my dick is
... secret
and as the bartendor is pouring the guy his drink he asks...
why did you name it secret
and the guy replied
cuz its strong enough for a man.. but made for a women.
Well that's all for now, you can find these and other dirty jokes here . Ok here's just one more... You Don't Know Jack Schitt !
Later! 
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