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Doing The Blog Thing! Oh Yeah!Pimping My Blog!
2007-08-11
I wanted to add a few more items to my ShoutPost blog, items that can make me some money, items that people can get a little use out of. It's not much, just a few odds and ends that you can use to leave me a voice message, search my blog or the Internet, translate the page into another language, and I'll add more soon.
I just don't want to make it to junky looking. If you know something that I can do to make my blog better just drop me a message one way or another. I still getting used to what can be done with ShoutPost, it would be nice if you could make a custom CSS layout or something along those lines.
I'm going to change my MySpace layout to be as clean as I can get it, when I'm done I plan on linking it to my ShoutPost blog I listed my SP Blog on Google and about thirty other search engines. I hope it does alright and get me a little more traffic. Not that I don't get enought comments and messages now form all that I have my hands into... but I love every bit of it.
Well I don't like to bore my readers to death, so I'll keep with my trend and leave you with a joke or two.
Jokes:
A dirty jokes to start it off...
Big Bad Wolf
One night at a club little red riding hood and the big bad wolf were getting their groove on. After hours of dancing and leading eachother on, they went back to his place. He asked her "come on please just let me stick it in." Little Red Riding hood replied 'Stick to to the story motherf**ker, EAT ME!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRUNK WHEN...
? You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
? You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
? Job interfering with your drinking.
? Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
? Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
? The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
? Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
? 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
? Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
? You can focus better with one eye closed.
? The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
? Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
? Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
? Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
? At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
? Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
? You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
? The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
Wife And Husband Visit Doctor
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her, "If you don't do the following, your husband will lose his will to live and surely die."
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.
At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
For dinner, fix especially nice meals selected from his favorite foods and don't burden him with household chores or problems.
Make love with him several times a week and satisfy his every sexual whim. On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
She replied, "You're going to die."
Hole In The Fence
A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!
Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence, and looks in. Someone inside pokes him in the eye. Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!
Source: http://www.injokes.com
500 Hilarious Jokes for Kids (Signet)
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repertoire (2007-08-11)
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
HAHAH!!
scribbles (2007-08-11)
The templates are fixed.
ShoutPost is extremely fast (faster than other sites)in listing your blog enteries in search engines (Google being the preference.), you didn't have to list them yourself.
One Tough Cookie (2007-08-11)
lol hope the pimping works!
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