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2007-08-15

ill nino | confeffion

Is a new is a new cd that I got last night... I like it, it's a little different.... visit their web-site or this fan site or just buy the cd here!

Not much going on to night, went out to eat... had a couple of beers and now taking a break from reading over all my notes! I'll start working on reding my notes by putting them into my computer so that I can access them faster when I'm here at the hotel. Plus I have to finish making some flash-cards, they may make everything a little bit eaiser to retain.

I not have much fun up here, it's a nice place... it's just all for and no play makes for a very dul day. So I'm going out Friday night by myself even if it is only to go to a movie, I have to get away for a few hours. I can't spend all day in a classroom with six other guys and come back to them hotel study and hang-out with them getting drunk by the pool.

I don't mind spending an hour or two goofing off and going over what we learned in class but not everyday down a case or two of beer and who knows what else. I'm up here to get a better job or win the lottery... whatever comes first. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind being social but there are a few of the guys that think they know everything and when they get drunk they talk too much shit about stuff they know nothing about.

If you say anything they have something to say about it, this really gets on my last nerve. I'm a really calm person even when I've had a lot to drink and I mix and match my drinks. These people get shitfaced off of beer... go figure! Oh well I'll make the best of it that I can, so I'll end this with something keeping with my style.

... jokes, and funny picures.

First the joke or two... source

Two Dwarfs

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, can't get a hard on. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again...ONE, TWO,THREE...UUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a stiffy."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed."

The first time

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for awhile searching for an excuse, but he refuses swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid
You shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
He begins moving in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few frenzied moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

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