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Doing The Blog Thing! Oh Yeah!Paducah, Ky | Jokes | & More
2007-04-29
I am sitting here in Paducah, Ky on a vessel at a dry dock, bored out of my skull. I get to go home of Wendsday but it is going to be late getting home to Alabama after a brief stop in Memphis to get my truck.
Anyway how are you doing this fine Monday morning? I work for ACL just in case anyone out there needs a job and don't mind working on the inland waterways of the United States.
Alright, I have a couple more offers and another joke to post... so here we go!
Offers for Thee Oh Wise One:
SlashMySearch.com | Search 'N Earn Program, where you get paid to search, view offers, and refer others.
CJB many website resources... file hosting , free domains , free blog , free forum , free redirection , and free web hosting .
I don't know about you, but I sure could use another blog to keepup with... Well they are a good way to advertise for free and interact with real people... but does anyone know how I can make posts to all of my blogs from one place.
Now for the Joke:
Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, and Bill Clinton are on the titanic. When it starts to sink Carter yells, "Quick, save the women and children!" Nixon: "Screw the women and children" Clinton: "Do we have time?"
A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said "Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100." The lawyer stood up and said "Thank You, Your Honor, however my client only has $75 on him at this time, but if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd. . ."
Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!"
The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".
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