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Going Home the 2nd.

2007-05-01

 I'm so happy I could just die... well I am dead tired and ready for bed, but that's not all, uh... never mind:) On my way home I plan on getting a couple of lotto and powerball tickets before I leave Paducha, KY and a couple before I get out of Memphis, TN.

 Four dollars is what I'll spend on hope... hope to get rich quick, but will I...? Chances are no, I will not, not with my luck anyway. I know that I have a better chance of making more money online using my websites, blogs, and groups as sources of advertising and interaction...  a way to make friends and bussiness partners.

 A place to wark (work) on my spelling, or I could just take the time to use a spell-checker... and to think that I go to so many different site and almost all ways find an error in the way they word their paragraphs. I need to start checking my own work a little closer so I look more like a pro and less like moe (you know, The Three Stooges ).

 Well it's time for another joke... the source for the joke today is... http://www.jokepier.com/

 Alabama

Why is Alabama the smartest state in the U.S.? 
It has four "A"'s and a "B".

  Man why did the first thing I clicked on have to be an Alabama joke, and not all that funny. I hope that you enjoy this next one.

 Sexing Your Computer

 

As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as    being female (e.g., 
"Steady as she goes", or "She's listing    to starboard, Captain!"). Recently, a 
group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be 
referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow: 
    Five reasons to believe computers are female:
  1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
  2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
  3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
  4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. 
  5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. 
  However, another group of computer scientists (all female) think that computers should be referred to as if they were male.
Their reasons follow: 
    Five reasons to believe computers are male:
  1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
  2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
  3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
  4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
  5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night. 
 

 Later

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Mary Mary Quite Contrary (2007-05-01)
"Sexing Your Computer" That was pretty good! LOL!

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