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Doing The Blog Thing! Oh Yeah!Is It Art
2007-08-16
There is one thing that my wife and I agree on and that's the art of Jessica Galbreth it is very, very good. Also the work of Amy Brown , Boris Vallejo and Julie Bell is very good. Also check-out Jen Clower-Brown and Marc Gunn's work... it's worth a look. Well that's about all that I happen to like and all that I can remember off the top of my head.
I think that all of the are very talented artists, please let me know of any good artists that you know of, a link to a website would be great. Well that's about all that I'm posting tonight, got to get up at 5:40 or 4:30 back home.
Later
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Morrowind Cheats
2007-08-15
Press ~ during gameplay to display the console window. Type player-> followed by one of the following codes to activate the corresponding cheat function. For example, type player->togglegodmode to toggle god mode.
Flight Mode: setflying 1
Super Jumps: setsuperjump 1
Walk on Water: setwaterwalking 1
Breathe Under Water: setwaterbreathing 1
Set Player Level: setlevel <number>
Add Indicated Amount of Gold: additem gold_100 <number>
Set Maximum Fatigue Value: setfatigue <number>
Set Maximum Magic Value: setmagicka <number>
Set Player Health: sethealth <number>
Place Character in the Named Cell: centeroncell <cell ID> or coc <cell ID>
Place Character in the Exterior Cell Grid: centeronexterior <x,y> or coe <x,y>
Create Map Image File for Xbox: createmaps <"filename.esp">
Add All Entries to Journal: filljournal
Show All Towns on Full Map``: fillmap```
Jump 128 Units Away from Current : fixme
Get Faction Reaction: getfactionreaction <faction ID faction ID>
Show Shorthand for Most Commands: help
Show Variables: showvars or sv
Stop Cell Test: stopcelltest or sct
Test Cells: testcells or tc
Test Interior Cells: testinteriorcells or tic
Test Models: testmodels or t3d
Toggle AI: toggleai or ta
Toggle Borders: toggleborders or tb
Toggle Combat Statistics: togglecombatstats or tcs
Toggle Collisions: togglecollision or tcl
Toggle Collision Boxes: togglecollisionboxes or tcb
Toggle Collision Grid: togglecollisiongrid or tcg
Toggle Debug Text: toggledebugtext or tdt
Toggle Dialogue Statistics: toggledialoguestats or tds
Toggle Fog of War: togglefogofwar or tfow
Show Ownership and Script Name: togglefullhelp or tfh
Toggle God Mode: togglegodmode or tgm
Toggle Grid: togglegrid or tg
Toggle Kill Statistics: togglekillstats or tks
Toggle Load Fade: toggleloadfade
Toggle Magic Statistics: togglemagicstats or tms
Toggle Menus: togglemenus or tm
Toggle Scripts: togglescripts
Toggle Stats: togglestats or tst
Toggle Sky: togglesky or ts
Toggle Texture String: toggletexturestring or tts
Toggle World: toggleworld or tw
Toggle Wireframe: togglewireframe or twf
Toggle Path Grid Display: tpg
Show Selected Actor's Group Members: sg
Show Selected Actor's Target Group Members: st
Show Scene Graph: showscenegraph or ssg
Move One to One: moto
Toggle Water: twa
Toggle Vanity Mode: tvm
Toggle Script Output: tso
Toggle Load Fade: tlf
Toggle AI: tai
Output Reference Information: ori
Toggle Lights: tl
Show Variables: sv
Show Animation: sa
Reset Actors: ra
Purge Textures: pt
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Neverwinter Nights Cheats
2007-08-15
Cheat List
To make the cheats work, you'll first have to edit a game file with a text editor. Make sure you back this file up before proceeding.
In the game's folder, find the file named "nwn.ini." In the Game Options section of this file, add this phrase:
Debug Mode=1
If you are going to be affecting the character at all, open the "nwnplayer.ini" file and add these lines:
Single Player Enforce Legal Characters=0
Single Player ItemLevelRestrictions=0
This will allow you to play past the module you're on.
Once these things are changed, save the file and start the game. During gameplay, press the ~ key, then type DebugMode=1 in the console that appears. This will enable cheat mode. Now, you can cycle through the codes with the ~ key. Enter cheats from the list below. If you get the message "Enter Target Mode" appears, click on the character you'd like it to affect in order to enable the code. A "Success" message will tell you you've entered the code correctly.
Change age: SetAge (number)
Change base attack SetAttackBase (number)
Change Charisma: SetCHA (number)
Change Constitution: SetCON (number)
Change Dexterity: SetDEX (number)
Change fortitude save modifier: ModSaveFort
Change Intelligence: SetINT (number)
Change Level: dm_givelevel (number)
Change race: SetAppearance (race)
Change reflex save modifier: ModSaveReflex
Change spell resistance modifier: ModSpellResistance (number)
Change Strength: SetSTR (number)
Change will save modifier: ModSaveWill
Change Wisdom: SetWIS (number)
Flying Cows: dm_cowsfromhell
Get Gold: dm_givegold (number)
Hobby Horse: dm_mylittlepony
Invincibility: dm_god
Restore HP: dm_heal Raise levels: GetLevel (number)
Raise XP: GiveXP (number)
Aribeth's Sword and Asheera's Amulet
Aribeth's Sword: Before you start the game, if you wish to use Aribeth's Sword your class will have to be Paladin. -OR- When creating your character choose you alignment as Lawful Evil.
Asheera's Amulet: In order to use the amulet that will protect you from the Creator Race, DO NOT enter the Source Stone until you are level 20 otherwise you will not be able to use it.
Submitted by Skippy the Squirrel
Cheat Codes
Platform: PC
Code: 19412
Use a text editor to edit the "nwn.ini" file in the game folder. Add the following line under the "Game Options" section. Make a backup from this file first, before you start editing.
Debug Mode=1
Then while playing a game, press ~ and type "DebugMode 1" (case sensitive) to enable cheat mode. Then, press ~ again and press [Tab] to view the debug commands. Press [Tab] to scroll through the commands. Enter one of the following case-sensitive codes to activate the corresponding cheat function. If you entered the code correctly, the message "Success" will appear. If the message "Entered Target Mode" appears, click on the desired character to apply the cheat.
If you alter your character, load the "nwnplayer.ini" file in the game folder and set the following lines in order to continue past the module you are currently on:
Single Player Enforce Legal Characters=0
Single Player ItemLevelRestrictions=0
Effect CheatCode
Invincibility dm_god
Set Charisma attribute SetCHA [number]
Set Strength attribute SetSTR [number]
Set Intelligence attribute SetINT [number]
Set Wisdom attribute SetWIS [number]
Set Constitution attribute SetCON [number]
Get indicated amount of gold dm_givegold [number]
Get indicated amount of experience points GiveXP [number]
Raise indicated number of levels GetLevel [number]
Set character's fortitude save modifier ModSaveFort
Set character's reflex save modifier ModSaveReflex
Set character's will save modifier ModSaveWill
Set character's spell resistance modifier ModSpellResistance [number]
Set character's age SetAge [number]
Set character's base attack SetAttackBase [number]
Change character's race (human, elf, etc.)1 SetAppearance [race]
Unknown ModAge [number]
Unknown ModAttackBase [number]
Unknown ModSave
Unknown ModDEX [number]
Unknown ModCON [number]
Unknown ModINT [number]
Unknown ModWIS [number]
Unknown ModCHA [number]
Unknown SetSave
Unknown SetSpellResistance [number]
Unknown GiveLevel [number]
Unknown runscript NAME
Unknown GetVarInt
Unknown GetVarFloat
Unknown GetVarString
Unknown GetVarObject
Unknown GetVarVector
Unknown SetVarInt
Unknown SetVarFloat
Unknown SetVarString
Unknown SetVarObject
Unknown SetVarVector
Unknown GetVarModInt
Unknown GetVarModFloat
Unknown GetVarModString
Unknown GetVarModObject
Unknown GetVarModVector
Unknown SetVarModInt
Unknown SetVarModFloat
Unknown SetVarModString
Unknown SetVarModObject
Unknown SetVarModVector
Easy battles
Platform: PC
Code: 19410
An easy and effective strategy when fighting Bosses or other hard to kill creatures is to make them follow you until you reach an area transition door. Fight close to it and when your hit points are low, exit. The creature will not follow you through the door. Rest and save; then go back to fight. Normally the creature will not have regenerated. This trick can also work with normal doors depending on the monster; normally humanoid creatures will be able to open non-area transition doors.
Easy custom items for multi-player
Platform: PC
Code: 19411
Use the tool set to create a Module and then an Area. Make sure you are familiar with how to use it (making a start area, how to use tile sets, how to use the wizards). Export a character from any game (single or multi-player mode) that you wish to use in another multi-player game. Create the items at a low enough level so that your character can use them. You can check the level on the Properties/General menu of the item. Be aware that certain abilities will add a certain amount of Required Levels to the item. The easiest way is to use the wizard and create the item at your level, at Godly quality. Make sure after you create the item you have checked as being "Identified" or else you will not be able to use the item (unless your Lore is high enough). This can be found under the Properties/Properties menu, where you place the abilities. After you are done making you item, place it on the ground anywhere you desire. Nearest to the start is best, and it is easiest to put them all inside a container of some sort, so you can just take them and place them directly into your inventory. Save the Module, Run the Module under New/ CustomModule, then use the character that you exported (called a Local Character). You can now have custom items, names, colors, and abilities to your choosing. Export the character again, then play in a multi-player game. This does not appear work for a single player mode game.
Horsies
Platform: PC
Code: 33462
Submitted by: Chris ( Bhaalspawn17 (@t) bigpond.com )
Activate the "DebugMode=1" thing and then type dm_mylittlepony and your character rides a wooden horse(you can't attack on a horse but you get there quicker) to deactivate type the same thing again.
Various Cheat Codes
Platform: PC
Code: 33500
Submitted by: Chris ( Bhaalswapn17 (@t) bigpond.com )
The first thing you'll want to do is edit the NWNPLAYER.INI file that's in your main NWN directory. Near the top, find the line that says "Single Player Enforce Legal Characters=1" and change the 1 to a 0. If you don't do that, you can still use the cheats, but the game won't let you progress from chapter to chapter.
While you're in NWNPLAYER.INI, you might also want to change "Single Player ItemLevelRestrictions" to equal 0. That way, you can ready any item that's level-dependent no matter what your level is (though note that this doesn't help with class-dependent or feat-dependent items).
In the game, press the ~ (tilde) key to get a small console prompt in the top left corner of the screen, then type "DebugMode 1" (w/o the quote marks) and press ENTER. That'll get the cheats enabled. When you're through typing in codes, type "DebugMode 0" to turn debug mode off.
You can hit the TAB key repeatedly with the console line up to see long lists of codes you can use. I organize the most useful ones into three lists here:
General cheats: Just press ~, type the code, and press ENTER.
* dm_god - toggles invincibility
* dm_heal - fully heals your main character
* dm_mylittlepony - toggles a fast little invisible horse for you to ride around on; note that you can't attack while riding the horse
* dm_cowsfromhell - summons several mad attack cows that trample every NPC in sight, both friendly and otherwise; use with caution
* dm_showarea - reveals the full map for the area you're in (removes "fog of war")
* dm_gettime - shows the current day, month, year, hour, and time of day
"Set" cheats: These cheats set the values of their associated stats, overwriting the old values. When you type the cheat on the console, the game will enter targeting mode, allowing you to apply the cheat to whoever you click on (your main character or a henchman).
* SetSTR # - set Strength stat to #
* SetDEX # - set Dexterity stat to #
* SetCON # - set Constitution stat to #
* SetINT # - set Intelligence stat to #
* SetWIS # - set Wisdom stat to #
* SetCHA # - set Charisma stat to #
* SetAge # - set age to #
* SetAttackBase # - set base attack bonus to #
* SetSpellResistance # - set spell resistance to #
"Add" cheats: These cheats add the given values to their associated stats' current values. As with the "set" cheats, type the cheat and then click on the character you want to apply it to.
* GiveXP # - adds # experience points
* GiveLevel # - allows you to level up # times
* dm_givegold # - adds # gold to inventory
* ModSTR # - adds # to Strength stat
* ModDEX # - adds # to Dexterity stat
* ModCON # - adds # to Constitution stat
* ModINT # - adds # to Intelligence stat
* ModWIS # - adds # to Wisdom stat
* ModCHA # - adds # to Charisma stat
* ModAge # - adds # to age
* ModAttackBase # - adds # to base attack bonus
* ModSpellResistance # - adds # to spell resistance
* ModSaveFort # - adds # to fortitude save
* ModSaveWill # - adds # to will save
* ModSaveReflex # - adds # to reflex save
Better Treasure
Save right before opening trapped chests, because the game randomizes the contents. If you get something uselss, reload the game for a possibility of something better.
Hacking NWN
Press ~ and type in DebugMode1 to enable cheats.
Type dm_allspells 1 to be able to cast all spells, all levels, all classes, even if you aren't a magic user.
Type dm_giveXP 0 (fill in the zero with a number) to get that amount of exprience points.
Type dm_givegold 0 (fill in the zero with a number) It doesn't take brain surgery to figuire out what this does.
There are tons more, from setting the age of anything you wish, to modifiying the enemy's faction so they don't attack you. When you want to make it so the cheats don't work again, type in DebugMode 0.
Lots of XP
If you don't like going the console cheat way, in the first stage of the Charwood you can find the Gor-Tan Ruins, where you have to push three runes in the correct order to open the portal to the ruins. If you don't push the three runes in the right order, you get two Skeleton Warriors to fight, which are worth a fair bit of XP early on. If you're strong enough to demolish the Warriors, hit the wrong runes again... and again... and again... can probably get up to 13th level this way before the XP value drops low enough that it's not worth it. Note: As soon as you enter the correct runes, you can't trigger the warriors anymore.
Mummies Gallore
When you finish cleaning out the Great Graveyard in the Begger's Nest and step into the Warrens of the Damned, you'll meet a chatty Mummy. While this mummy is running it's jets, save your game. When the save sequence is finished the mummy will stand there doing nothing. Attack it. After a couple of hits it will drop and you will get a small handful of xp. Usually 18 to 34xp. All of the mouthy mummies do this.
Also, if you enter the room with the sarcophagus and 7 locked chests, I've noticed if you put something IN the sarcophagus you'll get a mummy. And when you take out the armor, you'll get another mummy. You can keep doing this until you level up once or twice. Or you get sick of killing mummies. Doing this several times works very well if you have area affect spells that damage lots of mosters at once. I wonder if a Clerics repell undead spell works here?
One Hit Kills
Enable cheats by hitting ~ and typing in DebugMode 1
and hitting Enter.
In any area, hold the cursor at a point where you want
to go and hit + on the number pad.
To instantly kill a tough enemy, hold the cursor on it
and hit the y key.
You can even use the instant kill cheat to break most
doors, chests, and boxes.
Your own personal vault
If you don't mind playing with the level editor, you can make your own personal equipment shack. Just fire up the Aurora Toolset, build a room, and drop in as much equipment as you like. Then start a new character in that module, export it (click "Save Character"), and start a new campaign game with the save character.
Instant Discount to Persuade Mercenaries
rating: ---
Whenever you rent mercenary, first you must talk to him about his/her stories so that he/she will understand you. Be nice so that you can persuade him/her to lower the price the mercenary cost.
Easy XP in Chapter 1 zoo
rating: ---
When completing the druid quest in the first chapter (the rescue of animals in the zoo) you must "talk" to the animals in order to let them move. You get XP for talking, as usual when completing a task. One of them will not move, so you have to talk again, and again... Once you reached the next experience level, it moves away. Complete the task when starting a new level, to maximise the amount of XP you obtain.
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YAFIYGI WTF WOMBAT and then Some
2007-08-15
There are a lot of these bloody things, just take a look! Sorry for the format, but it is way to many to edit.
@TEOTD At The End Of The Day
^URS Up Yours
<3 it means: Heart
143 it means: I Love You
14AA41 One for All and All for One
2B or not 2B To Be Or Not To Be
2BZ4UQT Too Busy For You Cutey
2G2B4G Too Good To Be Forgotten
2G2BT Too Good To Be True
2NITE Tonight
404 it means: I Haven't A Clue
411 it means: Info
420 it refers to: Marijuana
4EAE ForEver And Ever
4ever Forever
4NR Foreigner
5FS 5 Finger Salute
8 it refers to: Oral Sex
86 Out Of or Over
9 it means: Parent Is Watching
99 it means: Parent Is No Longer Watching
A/S/L/P Age/Sex//Picture
AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAF As A Friend
AAK Asleep At Keyboard
AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
AAMOI As A Matter Of Interest
AAR At Any Rate
AAR8 At Any Rate
AAS Alive And Smiling
AATK Always At The Keyboard
AAYF As Always, Your Friend
AB Ass Backwards
ABITHIWTIDB A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ABT2 About To
ACD Alt Control Delete
ACE Access Control Entry
ACK Acknowledgement
ADAD Another Day Another Dollar
ADBB All Done Bye Bye
ADIH Another Day In Hell
ADIP Another Day In Paradise
ADN Advanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now
ADR Address
AEAP As Early As Possible
AFAGAY A Friend As Good As You
AFAHMASP A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS As Far As I Can See
AFAICT As far As I can Tell
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFAIU As Far As I Understand
AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It
AFAP As Far As Possible
AFAYC As Far As You're Concerned
AFC Away From Computer
AFDN Any F***ing Day Now
AFGO Another F***ing Growth Opportunity
AFIAA As Far As I Am Aware
AFINIAFI A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
AFK Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
AFPOE A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
AFT About F***ing Time
AFZ Acronym Free Zone
AGKWE And God Knows What Else
AIAMU And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
AIGHT it means: All Right
AIH As It Happens
AIMB As I Mentioned Before
AIMP Always In My Prayers
AISB As I Said Before
AISE As I Said Earlier
AISI As I See It
AKA or a.k.a. Also Known As
ALAP As Late As Possible
Alcon All Concerned
ALOL Actually Laughing Out Loud
ALOTBSOL Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
ALTG Act Locally, Think Globally
AMAP As Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible
AMBW All My Best Wishes
AMF Adios Mother F***er
AML All My Love
AMRMTYFTS All My Roommates Thank You For The Show
ANFAWFOWS And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor
ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different
AOAS All Of A Sudden
AOB Abuse Of Bandwidth
AON Apropos Of Nothing
AP Apple Pie
AS Ape Sh**
ASAFP As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
ASAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ASL Age/Sex/
ASLMH Age/Sex//Music/Hobbies
ATAB Ain't That A Bitch
ATST At The Same Time
ATW All the Web or Around the Web
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWGTHTGTTSA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again
AWLTP Avoiding Work Like The Plague
AWOL Absent Without Leave
AYC Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
AYCE All You Can Eat
AYK As You Know
AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something
AYTMTB And You're Telling Me This Because
AYV Are You Vertical?
B/C Because
B4 Before
B4N Bye For Now
B4U Before You
B4YKI Before You Know It
BAG Bursting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
BAK Back At my Keyboard
BAMF Bad Ass Mother F***er
BAU Business As Usual
BB Be Back
BB4N Bye-Bye for Now
BBB Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
BBBG Bye Bye Be Good
BBFBBM Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
BBFN Bye-Bye for Now
BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF Be Back In A Few
BBIAS Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW Be Back In A While
BBL Be Back Later
BBMFIC Big Bad Mother F***er In Charge
BBN Bye Bye Now
BBSD Be Back Soon Darling
BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later
BBT Be Back Tomorrow
BBW Big Beautiful Woman
BCBG Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
BCBS Big Company, Big School
BCNU Be Seein' You
BCOZ Because
BD Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
BDBI5M Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
BDC Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com
BDN Big Damn Number
BEOS it means: Nudge
BF Boyfriend -or- Best Friend -or- Bitch Features
BFD Big F***ing Deal
BFE Beyond F***ing Egypt
BFF Best Friends Forever
BFFTTE Best Friends Forever Til The End
BFN Bye For Now
BFR Big F***ing Rock
BHAG Big Hairy Audacious Goal
BHG Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart
BI5 Back In Five
BIBI Bye Bye
BIBO Beer In, Beer Out
BIF Basis In Fact or Before I Forget
BIL Brother-In-Law
BIOYE Blow It Out Your Ear
BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BIOYN Blow it Out Your Nose
BITD Back In The Day
BJJDI Billy Joel Just Drove In
BKA Better Known As
BL Belly Laughing
BLBBLB Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
BM Byte Me
BMF Bad Mother F***er
BMGWL Busting My Gut With Laughter
BMOF Bite Me Old Fart
BMOTA Byte Me On The Ass
BNDN Been Nowhere Done Nothing
BNF Big Name Fan
BO Bug Off -or- Body Odor
BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
BOCTAAE But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
BOFH Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHICA Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BOTEC Back-Of-The-Envelope Calculation
BOTOH But On The Other Hand
BPLM Big Person Little Mind
BR Bathroom
BRB Be Right Back
BRT Be Right There
BS Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
BSAAW Big Smile And A Wink
BSBD&NE Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
BSEG Big S*** Eating Grin
BSF But Seriously, Folks
BT Byte This
BTA But Then Again or Before The Attacks
BTDT Been There Done That
BTDTGTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BTFO Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
BTHOOM Beats The Heck Out Of Me
BTSOOM Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
BTTT Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
BTW By The Way
BTWBO Be There With Bells On
BTWITIAILW/U By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
BW Best Wishes
BWDIK But What Do I Know
BWL Bursting With Laughter
BWO Black, White or Other
BYKT But you Knew That
BYOA Bring Your Own Advil
C&G Chuckly and Grin
C/P Cross Post
C/S Change of Subject
C4N Ciao For Now
CAAC Cool As A Cucumber
CB Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break
CBB Can't Be Bothered
CBF Can't Be F***ed
CBJ Covered Blow Job
CFV Call For Vote
CHA Click Here Asshole
CIAO Goodbye (in Italian)
CICO Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID Consider It Done
CIS CompuServe Information Service
CLM Career Limiting Move
CMF Count My Fingers
CMIW Correct Me if I'm Wrong
CMU Crack Me Up
CNP Continued in Next Post
COB Close Of Business
COD Change Of Dressing
CofS Church of Scientology
COS Change Of Subject
C-P Sleepy
CRAFT Can't Remember A F***ing Thing
CRAP Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
CRAT Can't Remember A Thing
CRAWS Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
CRB Come Right Back
CRBT Crying Real Big Tears
CRS Can't Remember Sh**
CRTLA Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
CS Career Suicide
CSL Can't Stop Laughing
C-T City
CTA Call To Action
CTC Choking The Chicken -or- Care To Chat
CU See You -or- Cracking Up
CUATU See You Around The Universe
CUL See You Later
CUL8ER See You Later
CUL8R See You Later
CUNS See You In School
CWYL Chat With You Later
CY Calm Yourself
CYA Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
CYL See You Later
CYM Check Your Mail
CYO See You Online
CYT See You Tomorrow
DAMHIKT Don't Ask Me How I Know That
DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover
DBA Doing Business As
DBABAI Don't Be A Bitch About It
DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read
DD Due Diligence
DDD Direct Distance Dial
DETI Don't Even Think It
DF Dear Friend
DFLA Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
DGA Don't Go Anywhere
DGT Don't Go There
DGTG Don't Go There Girlfriend
DGYF Damn Girl You're Fine
DH Dear Hubby or Husband
DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath
DIAF Die In A Fire
DIC Drunk In Charge
DIKU Do I Know You
DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
DIRFT Do It Right the First Time
DITR Dancing In The Rain
DITYID Did I Tell You I'm Distressed
DIY Do It Yourself
DKDC Don't Know Don't Care
DL Download -or- Dead Link
DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTM Don't Lie To Me
DMI Don't Mention It
DNC Does Not Compute
DOC Drug Of Choice
DOE Depends On Experience
DOEI Goodbye (in Dutch)
DORD Department of Redundancy Department
DP Domestic Partner
DPUP Don't Poop Your Pants
DQMOT Don't Quote Me On This
DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job
DRIB Don't Read If Busy
DTRT Do The Right Thing
DUI Driving Under the Influence
DURS or DUS Damn You Are Sexy -or- Damn You Sexy
DUST Did You See That
DWB Don't Write Back
DWBH Don't Worry Be Happy
DWI Driving While Intoxicated
DWS Driving While Stupid
DWWWI it means: Surfing the World Wide Web while Intoxicated
DWYM Does What You Mean
DYFM Dude You Fascinate Me
DYHAB Do You Have A Boyfriend
DYHAG Do You Have A Girlfriend
DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When...
DYOFDW Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing
E123 Easy as One, Two, Three
EAK Eating at Keyboard
EFT Electronic Funds Transfer
EG Evil Grin
EL Evil Laugh
EM Excuse Me
EMFBI Excuse Me For Butting In
EMI Excuse My Ignorance
EML Email Me Later
EMRTW Evil Monkey's Rule The World
EMSG E-Mail Message
EOD End Of Day
EOM End Of Message
EOT End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
ESADYFA Eat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole
ESEMED Every Second Every Minute Every Day
ESH Experience, Strength, and Hope
ESMF Eat Sh** Mother F***er
ESO Equipment Smarter than Operator
ETA Estimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add
ETLA ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
EVRE1 Every One
EWI E-mailing While Intoxicated
EZ Easy
F2F Face-to-Face
FAB Features Attributes Benefits
FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List
FAQOMFT Frequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time
FAWC For Anyone Who Cares
FBI F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
FBKS Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
FDGB Fall Down Go Boom
FE Fatal Error
FF Friends Forever
FF&PN Fresh Fields and Pastures New
FFS For F***s Sake
FGDAI it means: Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
FIF F*** I'm Funny
FIIK F*** If I Know
FIL Father-In-Law
FILF Father I'd Like to F***
FILTH Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
FINE F***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
FISH First in, Still Here
FITB Fill In The Blanks
FLA Four Letter Acronym
FMTYEWTK Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
FMUTA F*** Me Up The Ass
FO F*** Off
FOAD F*** Off And Die
FOAF Friend Of A Friend
FOC Free of Charge
FOFL Falling on Floor Laughing
FOMCL Falling Off My Chair Laughing
FORD Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
FRED F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
FSR For Some Reason
FSU F*** Sh** Up
FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTF F*** That's Funny
FTFOI For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
FTL Faster Than Light
FTLOG For The Love Of God
FTR For The Record
FTRF F*** That's Really Funny
FTTB For The Time Being
FTW For The Win
FU2 F*** You Too
FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB F***ed Up Beyond Belief
FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FUM F***ed Up Mess
FWB Friends With Benefits
FWD Forward
FWIW For What It's Worth
FYA For Your Amusement
FYE For Your Edification
FYI For Your Information
FYIFV F*** You I'm Fully Vested
FYLTGE From Your Lips To Gods Ears
FYM For Your Misinformation
FYSBIGTBABN Fasten Your SeatBelts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night
G Guess -or- Grin
G2GLYS Got To Go Love Ya So
GA Go Ahead
GAB Getting A Beer
GAL Get A Life
GALGAL Give A Little Get A Little
GALHER Get A Load of Her
GALHIM Get A Load of Him
GANB Getting Another Beer
GAP Got A Pic?
GAS Got A Second
GBG Great Big Grin
GBH Great Big Hug
GD&R Grinning, Ducking and Running
GDI God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
GF Girlfriend
GFF Go F***ing Figure
GFI Go For It
GFN Gone For Now
GFTD Gone For The Day
GFY Go F*** Yourself
GFYMF Go F*** Yourself Mother F***er
GG Good Game (or) Gotta Go
GGN Gotta Go Now
GGP Gotta Go Pee
GI Google It
GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GL Good Luck -or- Get Lost
GLBT Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
GLG Good Looking Girl
GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I
GM Good Morning
GMAB Give Me A Break
GMAFB Give Me A F***ing Break
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
GMTFT Great Minds Think For Themselves
GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You
GNSD Good Night Sweet Dreams
GOI Get Over It
GOK God Only Knows
GOL Giggling Out Loud
GOS Gay Or Straight
GOYHH Get Off Your High Horse
GR&D Grinning Running And Ducking
GR8 Great
gratz Congratulations
GRRRR it means Growling
GSOAS Go Sit On A Snake
GSYJDWURMNKH Good Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat
GTFO Get The F*** Out
GTFOOH Get The F*** Out Of Here
GTG Got To Go
GTGB Got To Go, Bye
GTGP Got To Go Pee
GTH Go To Hell
GTM Giggle To Myself
GTRM Going To Read Mail
GTSY Glad To See You
GUD Geographically UnDesirable
GWI Get With It
GWS Get Well Soon
GYHOOYA Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass
GYPO Get Your Pants Off
H&K Hug and Kiss
h/o Hold On
h/p Hold Please
H4XX0R it means: Hacker -or- To Be Hacked
HAGD Have a Great Day
HAGN Have A Good Night
HAGO Have A Good One
HAK Hugs And Kisses
HAND Have a Nice Day
HAWTLW Hello And Welcome To Last Week
HB Hurry Back
HBB Hip Beyond Belief
HBIB Hot But Inappropriate Boy
HCC Holy Computer Crap
HD Hold
HF Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
HHIS Hanging Head In Shame
HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJ Ha-Ha, Only Joking
HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIG How's It Going
HIH Hope It Helps
HIOOC Help, I'm Out Of Coffee
HITAKS Hang In There And Keep Smiling
HNTI How Nice That/This Is
HNTW How Nice That Was
HO Hold On
HOHA HOllywood HAcker
HOIC Hold On, I'm Coming
HP Higher Power
HSIK How Should I Know
HT Hi There
HTB Hang The Bastards
HTH Hope This (or That) Helps
HTNOTH Hit The Nail On The Head
HUA Heads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass
HUGZ Hugs
HUYA Head Up Your Ass
HWGA Here We Go Again
I 1-D-R I Wonder
I&I Intercourse and Inebriation
IAC In Any Case
IAC In Any Case
IAE In Any Event
IAITS It's All In The Subject
IANAC I Am Not A Crook
IANADBIPOOTV I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
IANAE I Am Not an Expert
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
IANNNGC I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
IASAP4U I Always Say A Prayer For You
IAT I Am Tired
IAW I Agree With
IBIWISI I'll Believe It When I See It
IBRB I'll Be Right Back
IBT In Between Technology
IBTC Itty Bitty Titty Committee
IBTD I Beg To Differ
IBTL In Before The Lock
IC In Character
ICBW I Could Be Wrong
ICYC In Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care
ID10T Idiot
IDC I Don't Care
IDGAF I Don't Give A F***
IDGARA I Don't Give A Rats Ass
IDGI I Don't Get It
IDK I Don't Know
IDKY I Don't Know You
I-D-L Ideal
IDM It Does Not Matter
IDST I Didn't Say That
IDTS I Don't Think So
IEF It's Esther's Fault
IFAB I Found A Bug
IFU I F***ed Up
IGGP I Gotta Go Pee
IGTP I Get The Point
IHA I Hate Acronyms
IHAIM I Have Another Instant Message
IHNO I Have No Opinion
IHTFP I Have Truly Found Paradise or I Hate This F***ing Place
IHU I Hear You
IIIO Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
IIMAD If It Makes An(y) Difference
IIR If I Remember or If I Recall
IIRC If I Remember Correctly or If I Recall Correctly
IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWYBMAD If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
IIWM If It Were Me
IKALOPLT I Know A Lot Of People Like That
ILA I Love Acronyms
ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILMURLABITIMMHAC I Like Making Up Ridiculously Long Acronyms Because I Think It Makes Me Hip And Cool
ILU I Love You
ILY I Love You
IM Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
IM2BZ2P I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion
IMCO In My Considered Opinion
IMHEIUO In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
IMHO In My Humble Opinion
IMNERHO In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IMOO In My Own Opinion
IMS I Am Sorry
INMP It's Not My Problem
INNW If Not Now, When
INPO In No Particular Order
IOH I'm Outta Here
IOUD Inside, Outside, Upside Down
IOW In Other Words
IPN I'm Posting Naked
IRL In Real Life
ISAGN I See A Great Need
ISH Insert Sarcasm Here
ISS I Said So
ISTM It Seems to Me
ISTR I Seem To Remember
ISWYM I See What You Mean
ISYALS I'll Send You A Letter Soon
ITIGBS I Think I'm Going To Be Sick
ITM In The Money
ITS Intense Text Sex
IUM If You Must
IWALU I Will Always Love You
IWIWU I Wish I Was You
IWSN I Want Sex Now
IYAOYAS If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
IYD In Your Dreams
IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYO In Your Opinion
IYQ I like you
IYSS If You Say So
IYSWIM If You See What I Mean
J/C Just Checking
J/J Just Joking
J/K Just Kidding
J/P Just Playing
J/W Just Wondering
J2LYK Just To Let You Know
J4G Just For Grins
J4T or JFT Just For Today
J5M Just Five Minutes
JAD Just Another day
JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker
JAFS Just A F***ing Salesman
JAM Just a Minute
JAS Just A Second
JDI Just Do It
JEOMK Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard
JK Just Kidding
JM2C Just My 2 Cents
JMO Just My Opinion
JOOTT Just One Of Those Things
JSU Just Shut Up
JSYK Just So You Know
JT Just Teasing
JTLYK Just To Let You Know
JTOU Just Thinking Of You
JUADLAM Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
K OK
KBD Keyboard
KEWL Cool
KFY Kiss For You
KIA Killed In Action
KIR Keep It Real
KISS Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT Keep In Touch
KK Kiss Kiss
KMA Kiss My Ass
KMFHA Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass
KMP Keep Me Posted
KMRIA Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
KMSLA Kiss My Shiny Little Ass
KMUF Kiss Me You Fool
KMWA Kiss My White Ass
KOK Knock
KOTC Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL Kiss On The Lips
KPC Keeping Parents Clueless
KUTGW Keep Up The Good Work
KWIM Know What I Mean
KWSTA Kiss With Serious Tongue Action
KYPO Keep Your Pants On
L8R Later
LAQ Lame Ass Quote
LBR and LGR Little Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room
LBUG -or- LBIG Laughing Because You Are Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay
LD Long Distance -or- Later Dude
LDIMEDILLIGAF Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
LDR Long Distance Relationship
LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again
LFTI Looking Forward To It
LGMAS Lord Give Me A Sign
LHO Laughing Head Off
LHOS Lets Have Online Sex
LIFO Last In First Out
LIS Laughing In Silence
LKITR Little Kid In The Room
LLTA Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
LMAO Laughing My Ass Off
LMFAO Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
LMIRL Let's Meet In Real Life
LMK Let Me Know
LMSO Laughing My Socks Off
LMTCB Left Message To Call Back
LOL Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
LOLA Laugh Out Loud Again
LOMBARD Lots Of Money But A Right Dick
LONH Lights On, Nobody Home
LOOL Laughing Outragously Out Loud
LOPSOD Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
LORE Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere
LOU Laughing Over You
LPOS Lazy Piece Of Sh*t
LRF Little Rubber Feet
LSV Language, Sex, Violence
LTIC Laughing 'Til I Cry
LTM Laugh To Myself
LTNS Long Time No See
LTR Long Term Relationship
LULU Locally Undesireable Land Use
LWR Launch When Ready
LY Love You
LY4E Love You Forever
LYB Love Ya Babe
LYCYLBB Love You, see You Later, Bye Bye
LYKYAMY Love Ya, Kiss Ya, Already Miss Ya
LYL Love You Lots
LYLAB Love You Like a Brother
LYLAS Love You Like A Sister
LYLB Love Ya Later Bye
LYMI Love Ya, Mean It
LYWAMH Love You With All My Heart
M4C Meet for Coffee
M8 or M8s Mate or Mates
MA Mature Audience
MAYA Most Advanced Yet Accessible
MB Message Board
MBN Must Be Nice
MBRFN Must Be Real F***ing Nice
MFD Multi-Function Device
MfG Mit freundlichen Gruessen
MFWIC Mo Fo Who's In Charge
MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You
MHOTY My Hat's Off To You
MIA Missing In Action
MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please
MIL Mother-In-Law
MILF Mother I'd Like to F***
MITIN More Info Than I Needed
MKOP My Kind Of Place
MLAS My Lips Are Sealed
MM Market Maker
MMHA2U My Most Humble Apologies To You
MOFO Mother F***er
MOMPL One Moment Please
MOO Mud, Object-Oriented
MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOP MOment Please
MorF Male or Female
MOSS Member(s) Of The Same Sex
MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD Message Of The Day
MOTOS Member(s) Of The Opposite Sex
MOTSS Member(s) Of The Same Sex
MSG Message
MSMD Monkey See Monkey Do
MSNUW Mini-Skirt No UnderWear
MTBF Mean Time Before Failure
MTF More To Follow
MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
MTLA My True Love Always
MTSBWY May The Schwartz Be With You
MUAH
MUBAR Messed up Beyond All Recognition
MUSM Miss You So Much
MWAH the sound of a kiss
MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later
MYL Mind Your Language
MYOB Mind Your Own Business
N/A Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
N/M Nothing Much
N/T No Text
N1 Nice One
N2M Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much
N2MJCHBU Not Too Much Just Chillin, How aBout yoU
NAB Not A Blonde
NADT Not A Damn Thing
NAK Nursing At Keyboard
NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That
N-A-Y-L In A While
NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NB4T Not Before Time
NBD No Big Deal
NBIF No Basis In Fact
NCG New College Graduate
NDN Indian or Native American
NE Anyway
NE1 Anyone
NE1ER Anyone Here
Ne2H Need To Have
NESEC Any Second
NEWS North, East, West, South
NFBSK Not For British School Kids
NFF No F***ing Fair
NFG Not F***ing Good
NFI No F***ing Idea
NFW No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
NG New Game
NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer
NIGYYSOB Now I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
NIM No Internal Message
NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
NIMJD Not In My Job Description
NIMQ Not In My Queue
NIMY Never In A Million Years
NISM Need I Say More
NIYWFD Not In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams
NLL Nice Little Lady
NM Never Mind or Nothing Much
NMH Not Much Here
NMHJC Not Much Here, Just Chilling
NMP Not My Problem
NMTE Now More Than Ever
NN Not Now
NOFI No OFfence Intended
NOYB None Of Your Business
NP No Problem
NQOCD Not Quite Our Class Dear
NRG Energy
NRN No Reply Necessary
NSA No Strings Attached
NSFW Not Safe For Work
NSS No Sh*t Sherlock
NTIMM Not That It Matters Much
NTK Nice To Know
NTTAWWT Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
NTYMI Now That You Mention It
NUB New person to site or game
NUFF Enough Said
NW No Way
NWAL Nerd Without A Life
NWR Not Work Related
NYC Not Your Concern
NYCFS New York City Finger Salute
OAO Over And Out
OAUS On An Unrelated Subject
OBE Overcome By Events
OBTW Oh By The Way
OBX Old Battle Axe
OC Original Character -or- Own Character
OCD Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
ODTAA One Damn Thing After Another
OIC Oh, I See
OICU812 Oh I see you ate one too
OK All Correct
OLL OnLine Love
OMB Oh My Buddha
OMDB Over My Dead Body
OMFG Oh My F***ing God
OMG Oh My God
OMIK Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
OML Oh My Lord
ONID Oh No I Didn't
ONNA Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again
ONUD Oh No You Didn't -or- Oh No You Don't
OOAK One Of A Kind
OOC Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control
OOF Out Of Facility
OOI Out Of Interest
OOO Out Of Office
OOTB Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment
OSIF Oh Sh** I Forgot
OT Off Topic
OTC Over The Counter
OTF Off The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone)
OTL Out To Lunch
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTP On The Phone
OTT Over The Top
OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head
OTW Off The Wall
OUSU Oh, You Shut Up
OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
OZ stands for: Australia
P&C Private and Confidential
P2C2E Process Too Complicated Too Explain
P2U4URAQTP Peace to you for you are A cutie Pie
P911 Parent Alert
PAL Parents Are Listening
PANS Pretty Awesome New Stuff
PAW Parents Are Watching
PB Potty Break
PBB Parent Behind Back
PBEM Play By EMail
PBJ Peanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock
PD Public Domain
PDOMA Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass
PDQ Pretty Darn Quick
PEBCAC Problem Exists Between Chair and Computer
PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PFA Pulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
PFC Pretty F***ing Cold
phat Pretty Hot And Tempting
PHB Pointy Haired Boss
PHS Pointy Haired Stupidvisor
PIAPS Pig In A Pant Suit
PIBKAC Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
PICNIC Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
PIF Paid In Full
PIMP Peeing In My Pants
PIN Person In Need
PIR Parent In Room
PITA Pain In The Ass
PITMEMBOAM Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
PLS Please
PM Personal Message -or- Private Message
PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
PML Pissing Myself Laughing
PNATMBC Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
PND Possibly Not Definitely
PO Piss Off
POAHF Put On A Happy Face
POAK Passed Out At Keyboard
PONA Person Of No Account
POOF Good-bye, also seen as ::poof::
POS Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
POSC Piece Of Sh** Computer
POSSLQ Persons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
POV Point of View
PP People
PS Post Script
PSO Product Superior to Operator
PTH Prime Tanning Hours
PTP Pardon The Pun
PTPOP Pat The Pissed Off Primate
PU That Stinks
PWNT typo for owned
PWP Plot, What Plot?
P-ZA Pizza
QL Quit Laughing
QOTD Quote Of The Day
QQ Quick Question
QS Quit Scrolling
QT Cutie
QYB Quit Your Bitchin
R&D Research & Development
R&R Rest & Relaxation
RAT Remote(ly) Activated Trojan
RB@Ya Right Back at Ya
RBAY Right Back At You
RBTL Read Between The Lines
RC Remote Control
RCI Rectal Cranial Inversion
RE Regards or Hello Again
RFD Request For Discussion
RFR Really F***ing Rich
RFS Really F***ing Soon
RGR Roger
RIYL Recommended If You Like
RKBA Right to Keep and Bear Arms
RL Real Life
RLF Real Life Friend
RMLB Read My Lips Baby
RMMA Reading My Mind Again
RMMM Read My Mail Man
RN Right Now
ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROR Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTGL Rolling On The Ground Laughing
ROTGLMAO Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
ROTM Right On The Money
RPG Role Playing Games
RRR haR haR haR (instead of LOL)
RSN Real Soon Now
RT Real Time
RTBS Reason To Be Single
RTFAQ Read the FAQ File
RTFM Read The F***ing Manual
RTFQ Read The Fu*king Question
RTK Return To Keyboard
RTM or RTFM Read The Manual - or - Read The F***ing Manual
RTTSD Right Thing To Say Dude
RU Are You?
RU/18 Are You Over 18?
RUFKM Are You F***ing Kidding Me?
RUMCYMHMD Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
RUMORF Are You Male OR Female?
RUNTS Are You Nuts?
RUOK Are You OK?
RUS Are You Serious?
RUSOS Are You SOS (in trouble)?
RUT Are You There?
RUUP4IT Are You Up For It?
RX Regards
RYO Roll Your Own
S^ What's Up?
S2R Send To Receive
S4L Spam For Life
SADAD Suck A Dick And Die
SAHM Stay At Home Mom
SBTA Sorry, Being Thick Again
SBUG Small Bald Unaudacious Goal
SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist
SED Said Enough Darling
SEG Sh** Eating Grin
SEP Somebody Else's Problem
SETE Smiling Ear To Ear
SF Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction
SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware
SFETE Smiling From Ear To Ear
SFTTM Stop Fu*king Talking To Me
SFX Sound Effects -or- Stage Effects
SH Sh** Happens
SHID Slap Head In Disgust
SHMILY See How Much I Love You
SIC Spelling Is Correct
SICL Sitting In Chair Laughing
SII Seriously Impaired Imagination
SIL Sister-In-Law
SIT Stay In Touch
SITCOMs Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SITD Still In The Dark
SIUP Suck It Up Pussy
SIUYA Shove It Up Your Ass
Sk8r Skater
SLAP Sounds Like A Plan
SLAW Sounds Like A Winner
SLIRK Smart Little Rich Kid
SLT Something Like That
SM Senior Moment
SMAIM Send Me An Instant Message
SMB Suck My Balls
SME Subject Matter Expert
SMEM Send Me E-Mail
SMH Shaking My Head
SMIM Send Me an Instant Message
SNAFU Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy
SNERT Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
SO Significant Other (ie., spouse, boy/girlfriend)
SOB Son Of a B*tch
SOGOP Sh** Or Get Off the Pot
SOH Sense Of Humor
SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure
SOI Self Owning Idiot
SOIAR Sit On It And Rotate
SOL Sh** Out of Luck
SOMY Sick Of Me Yet
SOOYA Snake Out Of Your Ass
SOP Standard Operating Procedure
SorG Straight or Gay
SOS Same Old Sh**
SOT Short On Time
SOTMG Short On Time, Must Go
SRO Standing Room Only
SSC Super Sexy Cute
SSDD Same Sh** Different Day
SSEWBA Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
STD Seal The Deal
STFU Shut The F*** Up
STFW Search The F***ing Web
STM Spank The Monkey
STR8 Straight
STS So To Speak
STW Search The Web
STYS Speak To You Soon
SU Shut Up
SUAKM Shut Up And Kiss Me
SUFI Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
SUP What's Up?
SUYF Shut Up You Fool
SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways
SWAK Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWDYT So What Do You Think
SWIS See What I'm Saying
SWL Screaming With Laughter
SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed
SWU So What's Up
SYS See You Soon
T@YL Talk At You Later
TA Thanks Again
TAFN That's All For Now
TAH Take A Hike
TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TAP Take A Pill
TARFU Things Are Really F***ed Up
TAS Taking A Shower
TBA To Be Advised
TBC To Be Continued
TBE Thick Between Ears
TBH To Be Honest
TC Take Care
TCB Trouble Came Back
TCOY Take Care Of Yourself
TDM Too Darn Many
TDTM Talk Dirty To Me
TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It
TFDS That is For Darn Sure
TFH Thread From Hell
TFLMS Thanks For Letting Me Share
TFN Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
TFS Thanks For Sharing
TFX Traffic
TGGTG That Girl/Guy has Got To Go
TGIF Thank God It's Friday
THX or TX or THKS Thanks
TIA Thanks In Advance
TIAIL Think I Am In Love
TIC Tongue In Cheek
TILII Tell It Like It Is
TISC This Is So Cool
TISL This Is So Lame
TISNC This Is So Not Cool
TK To Come
TLA Three Letter Acronym
TLC Tender Loving Care
TLGO The List Goes On
TLITBC That's Life In The Big City
TLK-2-U-L-8-R Talk To You Later
TM Trust Me
TMI Too Much Information
TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It
TNA Temporarily Not Available
TNC Tongue In Cheek
TNT Til Next Time
TNX Thanks
TOM Tomorrow
TOPCA Til Our Paths Cross Again
TOT Tons of Time
TOY Thinking Of You
TP Team Player
TPC The Phone Company
TPTB The Powers That Be
TQM Total Quality Management
TS Tough Sh**
TSIA This Says It All
TSNF That Is Not Fair
TSOB Tough Son Of a B*tch
TSR Totally Stuck in RAM
TSRA Two Shakes of a Rat's Ass
TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
TTG Time to Go
TTMF Ta, Ta, MOFO
TTS Text to Speech
TTT That's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too
TTUL Talk To You Later
TTYL Talk To You Later -or- Type To You Later
TVN Thank You Very Much
TWHAB This Won't Hurt A Bit
TWIMC To Whom it may Concern
TWIWI That Was Interesting, Wasn't It
TXS Thanks
TXT IM Text Instant Message
TY Thank You
TYVM Thank You Very Much
U You
U Up Are You Up?
U2 You Too
UBS Unique Buying State
UG2BK You've Got To Be Kidding
U-L You Will
unPC unPolitically Correct
UNTCO You Need To Chill Out
UPOD Under Promise Over Deliver
UR You Are
URAPITA You Are A Pain In The Ass
URSAI You Are Such An Idiot
URW You Are Welcome
URWS You Are Wise
URYY4M You Are Too Wise For Me
USP Unique Selling Proposition
UWIWU You Wish I Was You
VBG Very Big Grin
VBS Very Big Smile
VC Venture Capital
VCDA Via Con Dios, Amigo
VEG Very Evil Grin
VFM Value For Money
VGN Vegan -or- Vegitarian
VM Voice Mail
VRBS Virtual Reality Bull Sh**
VSF Very Sad Face
W/O Without
WAD Without A Doubt
WAFM What A F***ing Mess
WAG Wild Ass Guess
WAI What An Idiot
WAMBAM Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
WAYD What Are You Doing
WAYN Where Are You Now
WB Welcome Back -or- Write Back
WBS Write Back Soon
WC Who Cares
WCA Who Cares Anyway
WDALYIC Who Died And Left You In Charge
WDR With Due Respect
WDYS What Did You Say
WDYT What Do You Think
WE Whatever
WEG Wicked Evil Grin
WETSU We Eat This Sh** Up
WF Way Fun
WFM Works For Me
WG Wicked Grin
WGAFF Who Gives A Flying F***
WIBNI Wouldn't It Be Nice If
WIIFM What's In It For Me
WIM Woe Is Me
WIP Work In Process
WISP Winning Is So Pleasureable
WIT Wordsmith In Training
WITFITS What In The F*** Is This Sh**
WITW What In The World
WIU Wrap It Up
WKEWL Way Cool
WMHGB Where Many Have Gone Before
WMPL Wet My Pants Laughing
WNOHGB Were No One Has Gone Before
WOG Wise Old Guy
WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
WOOF Well Off Older Folks
WOP With Out Papers
WOTD Word Of The Day
WRT With Regard To or With Respect To
WRUDATM What Are You Doing At The Moment
WT Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
WTB Want To Buy
WTF What The F***
WTG Way To Go
WTGP Want To Go Private
WTH What the Heck
WTMI Way Too Much Information
WTS Want To Sell
WTSDS Where The Sun Don't Shine
WTTM Without Thinking To Much
WU What's Up
WUF Where You From
WUWH Wish You Were Here
WUWHIMA Wish You Were Here In My Arms
WWSD What Would Satan Do
WWY Where Were You
WX Weather
WYCM Will You Call Me
WYP What's Your Problem
WYRN What's Your Real Name
WYS Whatever You Say
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
WYSLPG What You See Looks Pretty Good
WYT Whatever You Think
WYWH Wish You Were Here
X-I-10 Exciting
XLNT Excellent
XME Excuse Me
XOXO Hugs and Kisses
XQZT Exquisite
XTC Ecstasy
YA Yet Another
YA yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
YACC Yet Another Calendar Company
YAFIYGI You Asked For It You Got It
YBF You've Been F***ed
YBS You'll Be Sorry
YCT Your Comment To
YDKM You Don't Know Me
YEPPIES Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers
YGBK You Gotta Be Kidding
YGBSM You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
YHM You Have Mail
YIC Yours In Christ
YKW You Know What
YM Your Mother
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary
YNK You Never Know
YOYO You're On Your Own
YR Yeah Right
YRYOCC You're Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock
YSYD Yeah, Sure You Do
YTRNW Yeah That's Right, Now What?
YTTT You Telling The Truth
YUPPIES Young Urban Professionals
YW You're Welcome
YWIA You're Welcome In Advance
YYSSW Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
ZZZ Sleeping, Bored, Tired
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Rant and Forget
2007-08-15
ill nino | confeffion
Is a new is a new cd that I got last night... I like it, it's a little different.... visit their web-site or this fan site or just buy the cd here
Not much going on to night, went out to eat... had a couple of beers and now taking a break from reading over all my notes! I'll start working on reding my notes by putting them into my computer so that I can access them faster when I'm here at the hotel. Plus I have to finish making some flash-cards, they may make everything a little bit eaiser to retain.
I not have much fun up here, it's a nice place... it's just all for and no play makes for a very dul day. So I'm going out Friday night by myself even if it is only to go to a movie, I have to get away for a few hours. I can't spend all day in a classroom with six other guys and come back to them hotel study and hang-out with them getting drunk by the pool.
I don't mind spending an hour or two goofing off and going over what we learned in class but not everyday down a case or two of beer and who knows what else. I'm up here to get a better job or win the lottery... whatever comes first. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind being social but there are a few of the guys that think they know everything and when they get drunk they talk too much shit about stuff they know nothing about.
If you say anything they have something to say about it, this really gets on my last nerve. I'm a really calm person even when I've had a lot to drink and I mix and match my drinks. These people get shitfaced off of beer... go figure! Oh well I'll make the best of it that I can, so I'll end this with something keeping with my style.
... jokes, and funny picures.
First the joke or two... source
Two Dwarfs
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, can't get a hard on. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again...ONE, TWO,THREE...UUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a stiffy."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed."
The first time
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for awhile searching for an excuse, but he refuses swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid
You shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
He begins moving in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few frenzied moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
The Picture: source
http://www.profilepitstop.com/myspace_graphics/">
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Howling Good Time
2007-08-14
I have been having so much fun with my head in the books that my head feels like it's going to explode. Just kidding it's not that hard just a lot of reading 200 to 300 pages a day. I have one test this week and three in two weeks, then who know... I would like to see my wife and kids but she is working and the kids are in school so flying them up here is out of the question.Besides I need to get my sleep, and they would keep me awake and I miss out on enough sleep just reading and doing tests. I find it easy to study when I don't have a bunch of other people around... some people do better in a group, I do better one my own.How do you study? With others or on your own...Well enough of this stuff, I like posting and such... but I have to get back to the books for another hour before I call it quits for the night, I have to get up at 5:30 a.m. and take a shower, eat some captian crunch, watch angel, and get out the door down the stairs and into the van to go to school.Well I'll run out of here dropping a joke along the way...We Really Can't Win!A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.I Want You To Take Off My...A woman calls her husband into the bedroom. "Now Mike, I want you to take off my blouse!"
"Good.."
"Now I also want you to take off my Bra."
"Good..."
"Now can you take off my panties."
"Very Good! Now, don't let me catch you wearing them again!"According to the dictionaryA Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear starts getting dressed.
The hooker says, "wheres my money?"
The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear.
It says "gets paid for sex."
The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the hooker.
It says, "Eats bush and leaves!"A Night At The FarmhouseThe salesman stopped at a farmhouse one evening to ask for room and board for the night. The farmer told him there was no vacant room.
"I could let you sleep with my daughter," the farmer said, "if you promise not to bother her."
The salesman agreed. After a hearty supper, he was led to the room. He undressed in the dark, slipped into bed, and felt the farmer's daughter at his side.
The next morning he asked for his bill.
"It'll be just two dollars, since you had to share the bed," the farmer said.
"Your daughter was very cold," the salesman said.
"Yes, I know," said the farmer. "We're going to bury her today."In The Public RestroomBob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you."
The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?"
Bob says, "OK."
Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?"
Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."
Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?"
The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it.Alright that's enough sick stuff for now, have a good night...
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Cool Yet Funny Videos
2007-08-12
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=11945892
I'm a Little Catfish
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Well that's it... no kidding that' sall that I'm posting for now, I have to study... Coast Guard tests are odd, Same questions over and over just asked in a different way.
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Automatic Spam Flager
2007-08-11
Man I hate that thing, well not really... it just bugs me a little. Have you ever made a post just to have it flagged as spam and set to be reviewed? Well I have about six times... A few of my first posts may have been more business related, but not lately. I just made a post that got flaged and it had to be because of the number of links.
I only put 20 links into the post, none were products, affiliates, or anything that I could make money off of. But it's cool... I'll just have to wait a little bit before it is posted.
Well I'm going to bed, I'll make a few new posts sometime after I wake-up, now I'm going to bed alone in this huge bed... king extra large I think. Man I wish that my wife was here... uh, that's 70% true, I'm here to learn and if she was here I would not get enough sleep. She likes to watch too much tv and that would keep me awake!
Anyway Good Night 
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20 Site That May Be Useful
2007-08-11
Here are a few sites that some people may find useful and some people will be pissed about one thing or another... but that does not matter I have a story and a reason for just about every thing that I do, say, or type. Well here are the sites that maybe of some use to you or someone you know... ok enough is enough.
There is a wide range of sites here like Stop Smoking, Blogging Resources, Jokes, Sexual Tips, Card Tricks, and more... but only 20.
http://www.way2quit.com/How_To.aspx
http://www.smokefree.gov/
http://www.askmen.com/?gclid=CPido6uR740CFRyOFQodakeeLA
http://www.acha.org/info_resources/links.cfm
http://www.couplemagic.com/womens-sexual-resources.html
http://www.cardtricksite.com/
http://www.ecardtricks.com/
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/
http://www.jibjab.com/
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/
http://www.writerswrite.com/blogging/links.htm
http://www.thefreesite.com/Free_Blog_Resources/
http://www.photoshopsupport.com/tutorials/jennifer/blog-templates.html
http://www.blogtrepreneur.com/2007/05/23/101-essential-blogging-resources/
http://www.blogitize.com/
http://www.articlesbase.com/
http://www.articles-hub.com/
http://www.articlemetropolis.com/?gclid=CNnClrGW740CFQVpgQodXhcWKw
http://bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/index.php?p=87
http://www.blog-search.com/js-feeds.html
Well that took long enough! It was worth every second, I hope that some of these sites are of some use to you, if not that's sucks and I'll try harder next time.
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Just A Little Music or Wasted Cash
2007-08-11
I got a couple new cd's tonight, so far I have not listened to all of the songs yet but I like what I have listened to.
It Dies Today - Sirens
Three Days Grace - Three Days Grace
Nonpoint - To the Pain
Blood Simple | A Cruel World
That's about all, maybe I should have said a few cd's not a couple. I have gotten quite a few cd's during my stay here in Fairhaven, MA... well only nine so far, but I still have six and a half weeks or seven weeks left before I get to go home. Hum, I wounder what I should buy next... maybe Godsmack, Nickelback, or something harder... maybe, just maybe something softer.
Then again I need to get off my ass and hobble over to the UPS store so that I can mail my wife and kids the things that I got them. Here are some pics of what I got for her.
Well That's All for Now!
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Pimping My Blog!
2007-08-11
I wanted to add a few more items to my ShoutPost blog, items that can make me some money, items that people can get a little use out of. It's not much, just a few odds and ends that you can use to leave me a voice message, search my blog or the Internet, translate the page into another language, and I'll add more soon.
I just don't want to make it to junky looking. If you know something that I can do to make my blog better just drop me a message one way or another. I still getting used to what can be done with ShoutPost, it would be nice if you could make a custom CSS layout or something along those lines.
I'm going to change my MySpace layout to be as clean as I can get it, when I'm done I plan on linking it to my ShoutPost blog I listed my SP Blog on Google and about thirty other search engines. I hope it does alright and get me a little more traffic. Not that I don't get enought comments and messages now form all that I have my hands into... but I love every bit of it.
Well I don't like to bore my readers to death, so I'll keep with my trend and leave you with a joke or two.
Jokes:
A dirty jokes to start it off...
Big Bad Wolf
One night at a club little red riding hood and the big bad wolf were getting their groove on. After hours of dancing and leading eachother on, they went back to his place. He asked her "come on please just let me stick it in." Little Red Riding hood replied 'Stick to to the story motherf**ker, EAT ME!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRUNK WHEN...
? You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
? You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
? Job interfering with your drinking.
? Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
? Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
? The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
? Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
? 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
? Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
? You can focus better with one eye closed.
? The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
? Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
? Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
? Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
? At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
? Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
? You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
? The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
Wife And Husband Visit Doctor
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her, "If you don't do the following, your husband will lose his will to live and surely die."
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.
At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
For dinner, fix especially nice meals selected from his favorite foods and don't burden him with household chores or problems.
Make love with him several times a week and satisfy his every sexual whim. On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
She replied, "You're going to die."
Hole In The Fence
A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!
Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence, and looks in. Someone inside pokes him in the eye. Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!
Source: http://www.injokes.com
500 Hilarious Jokes for Kids (Signet)
1,000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
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Just Stuff
2007-08-10
I've made a couple of new friends up here, Chris and Mendy. Chris is a chef and I've been invited to a cookout wheneven I want to call them on it. I most likely will not, they seemed like nice people I came accross them at a bar, well Mendy first she had a little bit to drink, we played darts until her boyfriend Chris got there... he was cool, most guys would have been pissed that their girlfriend was hanging around someone that she just met.
Well she was safe with me, I will not cheat on my wife, the guys that I was there got tore up, I quit drinking beer and screwdrivers and started on coke. I am glad that they had enough to drink, because I'm now in bed and feel good. I'm about to go to sleep and get out of bed abound noon.
I'm always looking for new friends, not sex! Gender and race, I don't care the least little bit. I'm 31 and don't need to stay out and party all night. I do not mind hanging out with people getting drunk, I just can't let the laides get out of hand and start rubbing all over me.
Later... and Good Night!
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What The!
2007-08-09
What in the hell is the world coming to, there are way too many punk-ass kids running around pranking and giving hard working people a real pain-in-the-ass! I have two kids and if they did half the stuff that these little punks do I'll whip their ass, I love my boys too much to let them disrespect people in any way.
What am I talking about?
Well for starters, the hotel that I'm staying at... the other night there were a bunch of kids... teenagers pushing each other around on luggage racks up and down the hall on my floor... and sure enough someone got hurt and I did not get much sleep because this was around 3:00 a.m.
What about these kids with the Fire In The Hole, this is just stupid. It's not funny, the people who work at these fast-food joints do not deserve to be treated this way, they work hard in a demeaning enough job searving people food without little punks giving them a hard time by throughing stuff at them.
I did a lot of stupid stuff when I was younger, but I never disrespected anyone who worked for what they get in life. I rolled a yard or two... but that was as pay-back for my yard. I had my mail-box busted a couple of times... so I made a steel one that busted some punks hands.
I used to get drunk every night, sometimes I would even get into a fight, I was young, stupid, and careless. I should have been a better person to everyone and helped out more... I will not let my kids do the stuff I did, my youngest I worry about the most. He is worse than I was at his age so I'm working out staying in shape so when the time come and I'm sure it will they are going to try to test me like I did to my dad and I'm going to have to teach them a hard lesson.
I'll do whatever I can to keep my sons on the right path. I do not want them to spend time in jail, or get the hell beat out of them because they smarted off to the wrong person, or having sex and getting a girl pregnant at a real young age.
Oh, man BJ Penn just knocked some guy out... Uh, I got side-tracked. Damn he did it again, to another guy! Oh, sorry got side-tracked again. Well anyway I've do enough ranting for now, I just get sick of punks that just needed mommy and daddy to whip their ass a few good times and the state and feds stay the hell out of it and let parents raise their kids... spare the rod spoil the child !
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Dirty Jokes
2007-08-09
Here are a few jokes, some of the are a little dirty so some people just will not like them. So if you don't like dirty jokes or jokes in general just don't read this post... yep it's that easy. Don't read it, and don't get upset over the content... simple huh?
Your still here... well ok, don't say that I did not warn you! Please by all means read on.
Frozen Solid
Their was a girl on a carrige ride with her mother it was a cold blistery january day and the girl told her mother that her hands were cold so the mother told her to put it between her legs and they would warm up so she did and they warmded up. the next afternoon her and her boy friend were outside playing and he said his nose was cold so she replied put it between my legs and it will warm up so he did and it warmed up. later on that day he complained that his penis is frozen solid and again she replied stick it between my legs and it will warm up and he did and it warmed up. that night she asked her mother what a penis was, and out of curosity she asked why and the dauther replied because they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out.
Poor Little Girl
One day there was a poor little girl. Her mother didn’t have any money to buy her underwear. One day the little girl was wearing a little dress and playing up in a tree. A priest walked by and looked up, concerned he called the little girl down and said: "Little girl take this $100 and go buy you some new underwear and a pretty dress."
The little girl ran home and told her mother what happened.
Seizing the opportunity, the next day the mother was up in the tree without any underwear.
The priest walked by and called her down and said:
"Here’s $2 go and buy yourself some razors!"
3 guys at the fair
There were 3 guys went to the fair. The man on stage ask them to think of the fastest thing they ever saw. The first guy said blinking I do it all day and never notice. The second said electricity I have a light in the barn I hit the swich it comes on.The third guy thinks??? I know dirrea this morring before i could blink an eye or flip on the light I done shit all over myself.
Sexy Math
Why dont you add me, minus your friends, divide your legs and multiply.
Valentine’s Day Poem
Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It’s definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before i shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass!
I’ll spend the day so drunk i can’t speak,
And wear all black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to ger laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because i think love is a crock of shit!
So there’s the story....what else can i say?
Love bites my ass....So F--k Valentines Day!!!
Timex.. Ford... Secret...
So a straight man... who deperately needed a drink... runs into the nearest bar he can find... sadly he did not realize that it was a gay bar... he went up to the bartendor and asked him for a drink ... the bartendor replied not until you tell me the name of your dick... "THE NAME OF MY DICK!!!"... the guy exclaimed... he turned to the guy sitting next to him and ask
...whats the name of your dick?
the guy replied
timex
he asked... why timex?
and he replied
cuz it takes a lickin a keeps on ticken
the guy look mordified at the sound of that... and very hesitintaly asked the guy sitting on the other side of him
what is the name of you dick?
the guy replied
ford
he asked... why ford?
and he replied
cuz its built strong to last long
the guy was ever so digusted and thought for a moment before he turned to the bartendor and said
the name of my dick is
... secret
and as the bartendor is pouring the guy his drink he asks...
why did you name it secret
and the guy replied
cuz its strong enough for a man.. but made for a women.
Well that's all for now, you can find these and other dirty jokes here . Ok here's just one more... You Don't Know Jack Schitt !
Later!
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Good Night!
2007-08-06
Alright it is time for me to call it a night, I have to get up at 5:00a.m. and take a shower, eat a little something, and go down to meet the rest of the guys for a ride to class.
I hope all you night owls have a wounderful night morning or whatever it is where you are.
Later.
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Bridge disaster
2007-08-06
I still find this hard to fathom (unit of length I know) that I have been under this bridge several times in my life. I hate that so many had to die, but I do find relief that the kids on the school bus were alright. Far anyone who lost someone in this disaster I am sorry for your loss.
I don't mean to sound heartless sometimes things come across the wrong way, I get misunderstood a lot this way.
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Muti-Postings
2007-08-06
I made a post a few days ago and I just looked on my blog and I noticed that it posted more than once. Anyway it's alright, i'll just have to edit it later after all it's easy to do and maybe someone will read it. Lord knows it's not the best in the world but it's something.
Well if anyone has any ideas of why this multi- posting thing happens please by all means let me know, or does it have something to do with the back button.
Later
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Plymouth Road Trip
2007-08-06
Well I sorry that this post sucks a little, I had a much better one typed up just a minute or so ago and some how clicked on a link in another another tab, and what happened... it opened in the tab that my post was in, go figure. I guess it'll be alright, I just do remember everything that I had typed before so here is a brief run down of everything.
I went on a road-trip Aug. 05 2007 to Plymouth it was great full of history. I got to see Plymouth Rock , The Mayflower II , The Old Court House (I was told that it is the oldest standing building in Plymouth), Burial Hill loaded with a lot of graves the most noteable were William Bradford , Thomas Clark , and William Crowe . Other points of intrest .
I also get to see a very old church, I loved the way it was built. There were a whole lot of people and a host of classic cars that I wish I had gotten pictures of. I plan on uploading a few more pictures every couple of days, I took about 167 pictures that I can use.
There is so much more that I did not get to see due to lack of time, I really wanted to see more but would not have because I want to see the rest with my wife and kids. I'm on week number four and have about seven more to go, but it's cool.
I'll try to see more sights up here if I have the time. It would be good research for when I bring my wife in kids up here. Well that's about all for now I can't remember everything that I had typed before but it was much more detailed than this.
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Get Your Blog On!
2007-08-04
PayPerPost | Rocks
blog reviews
What can I say... PayPerPost is a great opportunity for bloggers to get paid for what they already do. I've only been a member for a few days but from what I can tell it is really a good site that can make you some extra money.
Now it won't make you rich, but it will put some extra money into your PayPal account.. I have not seen any money yet but give me a little time to get some people to sign up under me... kind of like an affiliate program, well that's just one part of it... you'll have to check it out for yourself.
So get-up, no sit down right where you are... not on the floor, unless you like it there and sign-up under me... I get a whole $15.00 per sign-up.
Don't want to get paid to post, that's cool sign-up as an advertiser have an army of people advertising your business. It does not matter what you do and just click on the link below and start doing what your heart tells your is right... you know make money for me.
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Movie Review
2007-08-04
I have watched to following movies over the last few days and I enjoyed each one of them, some more than others but they were all good movies. I rate all movies on a 1 to 10 system, 10 being the best and 1 meaning it sucks.
- The Hills Have Eyes II | this film is a little sick, but cool. It was bloody right from the start, not sure if that is a good thing or not but if you like horror films you should like this one. I give it a 6.
- 300 | I really found this film was oddly good, good action, good effects, even if it did veer way off reality but never the less I have to give it a 7. "these guys were all to tall and way to buff to be Romans"
- Pathfinder | I'm kind of a sicko at heart and I guess that I drawn to these kind of movies. This one rocks, it has loads of action, a descent plot so I'll have to give it a 7.
- Transformers | I really liked this movie, it was funny, had a good bit of action, and the effects were very good also. My only regret is that I did not see it with my kids. I give this movie a 7
Well I hope that everyone finds my little reviews useful, they are not the best and most detailed but that is not my style. I don't get paid to review movies so I don't go into details like who gave the best proformance and who sucked. I don't add any pictures, not yet anyway, and I don't plan on changing anything.
Have a great day, night, or whatever it maybe in your area.
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Paid to Post YEAH!!!
2007-08-03
I would like to pass along a little bit of information and it does not cost one red cent... in other words it's free. Are you interested? Alright here's the pitch...
Do you have a blog? Easy question, like the ones here at ShoutPost, or Blogger, or even MySpace.
Well if you don't go and get yourself one.
Now how would you like to get paid for posting posts on your blog? Sounds good, so what's the catch...?
Well for starters I get $15 dollars when you join the following...
You get paid to blog... easy.
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Life Away From Home
2007-08-03
I am having a good time up here in Fairhaven, MA... such a good time that my head feels as if it were about explode. Not from parties and such, I not had the chance. No, it's form sitting all day in a class-room enviroment, something I've not done in about eight-teen years.
I'm going to NMI a maritime school in Fairhaven, I have been here for four weeks and have about six weeks left before I get to go home to my wife and kids. It take a good bit of money to live in a hotel room for ten weeks, I have to make it feel a little more like home... with-out the sex.
I spend a little to much money on music and movies... these are just a few of the things that I have gotten over the last few days!
Music
- The 69 Eyes - Angels
- Dope - American Apathy
- God Head - The Shadow Line
- Three Days Grace - One X
- Within Temptation - The Heart of Everything
Movies
- The Hills Have Eyes 2 (Unrated Edition)
- 300 (Widescreen Single Disc Edition)
- Pathfinder (Unrated Edition)
Plus I went and watched Transformers, I was a good movie... I just was I could have watched it with my sons. Oh, and my website is having to take a back burner until I get done with school. If anyone is from Fairhaven, New Bedford, or Dartmouth hit me.
I really like it up here, but I am getting bored... my wife is in Mobile, Alabama over 1000 miles away. This sucks, because she has all the money... because I had to open a new checking account before I came up here and the ATM cards did not come in before I left.
It is a shame that my luck is not good enouth to hit the lottery, a few mil would be great but a few grand would be ok too! Well that is all the rambling that I'm going to do for now... have a great day, night, or whatever it happens to be where you are.
Alright, this being one of my ShoutPost posts 
and not my Blogger Blog 
I can't very well have it the same. So with that said here are a couple of jokes.
Jokes : Source: http://www.ahajokes.com/
Notice: Jokes May Offend Some, Oh Well! You Can't Make Everyone Laugh!
Worries about mad cow disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."
The other cow replies, "I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."
Short gender jokes
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage & after.
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